You have to be at least 18 to work where I do.  Some positions even require a little bit of college, most a college degree. 

Unfortunately, none of that means you have to know how to take a crap without completely decimating the toilet seat. 

From now on, I will not even attempt to enter the first stall in the ladies room (which, by the way, according to studies, is supposed to be the cleanest).  This is the second time I have encountered human feces wiped all over the seat.  It’s an image I would rather not have burned in my memory.  Even my four year old can manage to go to the bathroom without anything even remotely similar happening.

What I can’t understand is why the person who did this doesn’t clean up after themselves.  Again, you have to be at least 18 to work here!  Surely, they don’t do this at their home.  In fact, I think I would like to know who it is so I can make sure never to visit their house. 

Ok, if they did clean up after themselves, it still wouldn’t be sanitary for anyone else to sit on afterwards, but at least I wouldn’t have to look at it!

I just hope no one came in after me and thought I did it.

Gross!