I removed my bra while I was driving at 55mph.  What?  The underwire snapped and it was pinching me – I just wonder what the guy in the truck next to me was thinking.

When I got home to put on a new one before heading out again, the one I put on was also broken.

The only clean one left is a nursing bra.

That’s right!  I haven’t nursed in over two months, but I’m wearing a nursing bra – and boy let me tell ya, it comfy (not)!